Not me!!!!

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

So, I totally don't think my blog is boring. Nope, not BOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING!!! I am not going to apologize for boring you all to death (by all, I mean the 5 people who read this, thank you by the way.) I am happy with my mediocrity so I don't promise to be better at this whole blogging thing. I am NOT going to steal. . .ahem, I mean borrow, other bloggie's ideas and use them to better my blog. I wouldn't do that. So, here goes. An idea I did not steal, oh yeah, borrow!

Never in my entire life have I ever, no never, taken the laptop into the potty w/ me. Nope. Not me. Never.

I would never in a million years, ever, let Joshy eat only bread, and white bread at that, for two lunches in a row! What kind of mother would I be! Glad that's not me!

I would never ever do laundry (last week) and still have the clothes laying in heaps around my room so that now I don't know what's dirty or what's clean. And never, when searching for clothing for my kids in said heaps, would I ever pick up an article of clothing and smell it, deem it ok and then put it on my kids. Nope, not me, I say!

Okay, that's enough for now. Wow, it really is cathartic to "air your dirty laundry." Hopefully this will be a regular occurance on my blog, and hopefully things will be a little be more interesting. Hopefully!